Excuse me men but what the fuck has happened in the past 12 months? When did it become “fashionable” to wear skinny legs jeans and the biggest pair of douchebag glasses you can find?
Take this for instance:
Here are a few things I noticed:
1. You can afford your extremely questionable jacket, but you cant afford socks?
2. Your shoes, you care about precisely manicured facial hair, but cant clean your sneakers?
3. I am going to take the high road and not go with the gay jokes but did you seriously walk out of the house with your girlfriends jeans on?
4. What the fuck is with your pose, did Sebastian the photographer say pose and this is the best you can do?
5. Take off the glasses; you don’t need them. They don’t make you look smart, they make you look like a douche who is happy to pay $7 for a coffee.
When did the gender roles become so grey? I am sure most women don’t want to find all their moisturizer gone when they come home. But for those of you are in this peril situation, I have a place to assist you with recovery your manhood and masculinity;
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So in conclusion, please find your testicles, have a beer and get your shit sorted or I will give Kanye a call.
- March 28
- , 2011
