Knowing my workplace but probably not yours as your a stoner douche clothing accessories like the tie are an unfortunate necessity. Well as the story goes most ties are either the homo skin black tie or the mass-produced, overpriced pieces of shit where after you pay for it, you just wish to scratch your eyeballs out with a cheese greater.
Now I know what you’re thinking “But Letter A, not all ties were mass produced, fabric turds you wear around your neck” And yes technically you are correct hombre, once upon time you bought quality attire made from grown adults not 3 year olds in China or Vietnam…Enter: J.A. Christensen Maker Ties. Created with the classic, vintage style in mind these tiers are cut across the fabric’s width to give a unique look, and feature vintage denim construction, a length of 55 inches, and a width of 3 inches - so no too short and not too skinny.
Now I’m not saying you wont look like a douche still, infact to an extent you will look like a douche but with swag to the point that I actually own one.
Yep I’m a hypocrite, blow me. I may be a hypocrite, but I look fucking fly and the bitches love it.
Rating - 4/5
$90 US for a one of a kind, single machine, single machine sewn denim tie is a steal in my eyes. Why not 5 stars? A lack of colors/patterns. Maybe vintage-plain was what they had in mind but if that was the case wtf is with the middle stripe tie.
- March 31
- , 2011
